STOP PRESS!

Having evicted the Furious Fucks the police proceeded to board up the empty building behind mine (the words "Stable", "Door", "Horse" and "Bolted" spring to mind). But the Furious Fucks weren't going to leave without having the last word.

I am sure most UK taxpayers would empathise with what happened next. Last night, one or more of the more poetic Furious Fucks returned to the building with a can of spray paint. Across the new wooden boards the following words are now emblazoned: "Police + Bankers = Fucking Wankers".

It has a certain charm to it, wouldn't you say?