Friday, March 27, 2009

Australia heralds a return to sensibility

I was inching my way home in the early hours of a chilly November day in 1991 when a woman came flying out of a window to the right of me screaming “Senna is still a twat!” and landed about ten inches before my feet. I had spent the evening in a dungeon nightclub in London with caged women in corners dancing in black leotards with skeletons painted on them, the heavy smell of cigarette and other smoke about me and in the company of very happy people. My mood was sunny, if the weather was not. My movements, though, were slow and deliberate.

The woman lying swearing at my feet struck me as a curiosity but I did not think further of it than realising that I had to get past her. As I slowly navigated my legs round her recumbent form I heard her yell something like “you miserable swine, you’re going to leave me here!” but it could have been an enthusiastic greeting. I will never know. What I do recall is sitting with a restorative cup of tea before a television screen showing motor racing scenes which seemed like complete pandemonium to me. Odd shaped vehicles were sliding all over a slippery track and a flood of biblical proportions was taking place before my eyes. I decided to seek the refuge of my bed. When I awoke many hours later, I realised I had been seeing scenes from the Australian Grand Prix which was ended prematurely in that year because of chaotic track conditions and Ayrton Senna was declared the winner.

Times have changed a little for me and that world famous race but there will be an Australian Grand Prix this weekend and a woman may well find herself flying through a window somewhere in the world but certainly not within my field of vision. I have awaited this race more keenly than most because a raft of rule changes has been introduced to Formula One which could result in an interesting shake-up of the sport. So radical are the changes that I think we are about to witness the beginning of the return to Formula One’s basics; to the days when rather basic pieces of kit raced very fast around simple circuits with spectators separated from racing cars by straw bales and fans sharing a pint with racing drivers in the local pub after a Grand Prix.

This is the way of the world in 2009. In everything from banking to construction to motor racing, humankind has realised that it was living through a generation of collective insanity. Everything was getting bigger, grander, more complicated and more expensive. “Build it higher,” the cry went out, “make it sleeker, shinier faster!” “But what about the money?” a little girl asked. “What the $&*£ do you know about anything? Shut up!” Well, think Dubai. Nuff said.

But like my daughter, Arabella, will realise when she blows her first balloon and is startled when it bursts in her face and she starts to cry, we were heading this way inevitably. The last time I attended a live race, the sheer commerciality of everything at the circuit – from stands offering super race cars for sale to babes flogging simple t-shirts at more than £30 a piece – made me feel sick. Less is more, so they say. So here we are at the beginning of the credit crunch Formula One season. Welcome aboard, dear friends. I hope you enjoy the ride!

If you haven’t read anything about the F1 rule changes yet, this paragraph is going to shock you. Here goes: in 2009 it is back to slick tyres (hooray!); no fancy aerodynamic bits are allowed to be attached to cars; engines must last at least three races; and race wins reign supreme in deciding who becomes world champion. There are also heavy restrictions on testing and some attempts at forcing cars to recycle energy. What this all means to me is that races ought to become more exciting. The need to be cautious about preserving engines is cancelled out by the utmost importance of race wins. We are told that overtaking will now be enhanced but this remains to be seen.

As ever, I choose to keep my thoughts to myself until there are skid marks visible on more than one circuit. There is far too much uncertainty about what the rule changes will mean for anything less than forecasting caution. I cannot see that any team will have the ability to seize such an early advantage that the championship is all but beyond reach five races into the season. We simply have never had this sort of uncertainty before. It appears that big boys like McLaren have been caught napping in development and now lag behind Honda successors Brawn Racing by a very long way. Things change very fast in Formula One, so let us see where we are four or five races hence.

The obsession in the local papers is a possible double world championship for Lewis Hamilton. Were this to happen it would be the first ever for a native of these shores - after all, the French, Germans, Argentinians, Italians, Finns and Brazilians have done it, so why can’t the plucky old Brits? My advice to these starry-eyed people is easily heard outside any English pub at about closing time on any Friday night: “Leave it out, mate!”

It is an early morning race and the weather isn’t exactly clement in London but I have every intention of getting up for it. Credit crunch notwithstanding, it is the first race of the season and perhaps as good a time as any to crack open a nicely chilled sauvignon blanc from underneath the world. If you watch British television (or receive a live feed to your television through it) the best news about 2009 is that ITV and F1 are no more and Auntie BBC is back in town. This means live uninterrupted, clear-sighted, unbiased, sensible, sublime coverage. Hallelujah!

Enjoy Australia!

Gitau
27 March 2009

2 Comments:

Anonymous Gatonye said...

oh yes....we might be celbrating the return of driver skills to formula 1 but i feel sorry for the fellows in woking at the moment.Any hopes of lewis repeating his achievement from last year would be as realistic as a dead leaf realistically demanding to get back to the tree.As a mclaren fan not too optimistic but as a formula 1 fan ai karamba.Rest assure we will both be awake with me sipping on some chilled larger or ale as the drama unfolds...enjoy..

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Blogger rgachago said...

This race was fantastic! I´m hoping that the rest of the season follows suit.

5:27 pm  

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